Smut Swap '19

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Hey there, thanks for checking out my letter!  This is my first time doing smutswap and I’m super excited \o/ I’m cadmean (AO3 / tumblr); feel free to poke around there or some previous letters here for more general likes and things.

 

DNWs: pregnancy/mpreg, A/B/O, mundane AUs, scat or watersports, permanent physical damage

Likes: body horror, breathplay/choking, casual possessiveness, competence, dubcon/consent issues, loyalty kink, power dynamics/power imbalances, protectiveness, pining, terrible people having a great time, rough sex

 

Kill Six Billion Demons
Jagganoth/Incubus

Unholy alliances are my jam and I love that it apparently seems to be working out fairly well for them so far? The main slant for all of these freeforms: Jagganoth is huge and impervious to any and all damage and Incubus is very much not. Go wild. Wreck discount David Bowie.

Both Believe They Are Manipulating Partner Into Sex – They both think they have the other one figured out and wrapped around their finger, but ooooh boy.

Forced Deepthroat/Choking on a Dick – Incubus really does talk too much.

Inappropriate use of Magic/Powers – there’s no limit to what you can do when you command one of the seven names of god ;D

Nonconsensual Dream Invasion – Incubus: “I immediately regret this decision” …or does he? How well does Jagganoth hold up to having someone else traipse around in his mind?

Praise Kink – Incubus has an inferiority complex the size of Throne and he’s about as subtle about it as a fist to the face, and Jagganoth is smart, so I could totally see him using that to manipulate Incubus.

Sex as a Bargaining Chip – just how did Incubus convince Jagganoth to team up with him, anyway?

Size Difference – Just look at Jagganoth. Look at him. He’s huge. I love it.

Stomach Deformation - >:D

 

The Malazan Book of the Fallen
Dancer/Dassem Ultor

My favorite thing about these two is that they’ve known each other for so long, and that even after they both ascended they still have this strange type of trust between them – like, they built an empire together (with Kellanved)! That takes a lot of confidence in each other, and I love that it still bleeds over into their ascended selves.

Careful Sex Because Partner Is Bruised – Sparring? Coming back from a mission bruised and bloodied? It’s all good. Also so far Dancer is 2/2 prequel books for getting awfully injured, and Dassem is regularly fighting bears and whole armies, and I love it.

Casual Sex while Secretly Pining – both of them secretly pining? Just one of them? I’m game for either, and I don’t have any preferences whether the other party figures out that there’s secret pining going on or not.

Competence Kink – Dassem is a fantastic commander and an amazing swordsman! Dancer assassinates people super well! They both think that’s hot.

Cuddlefucking – Warm and slow and comfy and yeah, let’s just pretend that Kellanved can keep things from exploding on his own for a bit.

Huddling For Warmth Leads To Sex – Curse those Jaghut and their ice.

Inappropriately timed emotional conversations – Dassem just doesn’t talk a lot to begin with, and it took Dancer possessing Apsalar for a good few years to even begin to have a go at being human again, so. Like. In the middle of battle? Infiltrating some enemy hideout? There are better times to have this conversation, my dudes.

Pinned by the Wrists

Sharing a Bed – Kellanved buys yet another bar/inn, but wait! What’s this? There’s not enough rooms to go around . . . ? Terrible. Awful. Whatever will we do.

 

The Traitor Baru Cormorant
Cairdine Farrier/Svirakir/Cosgrad Torrinde

First I joked about it, and then I jokingly started shipping it, and now here we are. I blame that hilariously tense dinner scene in the Elided Keep. Anyhow, for me the main appeal here is the ridiculous power difference between Hesychast/Itinerant and Apparitor, and how the two of them really aren’t at all hesitant about using that for their own ends.

 

Age Difference – I tried to figure out everyone’s exact ages at some point, got close, and then just gave up. Aaaanyhow, Farrier and Torrinde are at least 20+ years older than Svir and have all the experience and political advantages in Falcrest that come with that, so have at it.

Blackmail/Sexual Coercion – Hey Svir, it’d be terrible if something were to happen to Lindon if you didn’t go along with this, wouldn’t it? Heeeey Svir.

Breathplay – “Shush, Svir.”

Bruises – Svir is super pale and Caird and Cosgrad think it’s fantastic how easily he shows bruises.

Come as Lube

Forced Submission

Lap Sex – what an A+ position to whisper threats.

Hate Sex – Cosgrad and Caird have this hate-rivalry thing going on and seem like exactly the type to happily roll around in that; Svir meanwhile hates the both of them. Fantastic.

Manhandling/Shows of Athleticism During Sex – Cosgrad has muscles for daaaays. Time to take advantage of that.

Rape as punishment – Punishment for Svir fucking up something? Punishment for Hesychast or Itinerant, and Svir just happens to be collateral? Both? It’s all good.