teumesia | Smut 4 Smut

Hey there dear author!

Thanks for checking out my letter, I hope it’ll be useful! I’ve noted down some general thoughts/prompts but as always feel free to just ignore those if you’ve got other ideas – I’m game for anything and I’m sure I’ll love whatever you come up with \o/

DNWs: mundane AUs, unrequested crossovers, pregnancy/mpreg, A/B/O, permanent physical damage, eye injury, scat/vomit/piss, vore, rimming

Likes: worldbuilding, missing-scene type fic, unreliable narrators, banter, us against the world, found family/family of choice, moral conflicts, loyalty and abuse of said loyalty, pragmatic characters, people kicking ass together, dysfunctional/codependent relationships, unlikely allies, competence, horror, cosmic horror – the more grotesque and inhuman the better, action scenes and battles/fights, things getting destroyed in totally over-the-top ways, trust and trust issues, power dynamics/power imbalances, protectiveness, ambiguous or downright unhappy endings

NSFW Likes: body horror, bruises, fight sex, xeno, character study through porn, size differences, aggressive/rough sex, moral ambiguity, size differences, abuse of authority, terrible people having a great time, breathplay/choking, manhandling, stomach and/or throat bulges, somnophilia, blood, gore, consent issues/dubcon/noncon

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FFXIV – Emet-Selch/Lahabrea

Listen I just think they’d be hot together both on a physical level but also mainly on a terrible-people-being-various-shades-of-terrible-to-each-other level, y’know? All of Emet-Selch’s lines in that Tales from the Shadows about Lahabrea were GOLD and all that time they spent together after the Sundering, each of them trying and failing to process that in their own way, could be super fun (read: terrible for them) when translating that to sex. Lahabrea’s a workaholic who literally burnt himself out body-hopping to bring back his people; and Emet’s grieving Amaurot so hard still and throwing himself into his various empires, and that’s a great combination.

Clearly The Fact That We Keep Having Sex Is A Series of Unrelated Bad Decisions – clearly. CLEARLY.

fleeting moment of unexpected tenderness in the midst of hate sex – because they are the last survivors of the original star. can’t help a bit of tenderness, sometimes.

Fingerfucking: Fucking Partner’s Mouth with Fingers

Ghost Watches Someone Fuck Their Corpse Back To Life – so Emet-Selch has a really great connection to the Underworld, right? And Lahabrea keeps on getting himself killed in various bodies, riiight? 👀

Religion: Altar Sex – before the Sundering, to summon Zodiark? Afterwards, for handwavey tempering reasons?

Temporarily fatal immortal sex/ Gore: woundfucking– exactly what it says on the tin. They’re immortal but whatever body they’re wearing can very much die -- have fun with it.

Xeno – the giant Hades form is cool! The giant spiky-winged form is even cooler!! The EXTRA-GIANT Hades from his extreme trial is--!!!

Xeno: Eldritch Genitalia – give the Ancients whatever genitalia you want! give Hades’ giant form whatever!! it’s all cool.

FFXIV – Any primal/Lahabrea

Look there’s too little primal-fucking in this fandom and honestly I’d just really love for any of the primals to fuck the dude going around and motivating the beast tribes to summon them. Maybe between all the body-hopping Lahabrea does and a particularly powerful summoning he just gets caught off-guard and the primals have their fun! Maybe the summoners specifically engineered this outcome! Maybe it’s just that being Lahabrea is suffering! \o/

I’m open to any and all primals here, but some that would be especially fun I think are Ifrit (hot), Shinryu (dragon! plot reasons!), Phoenix (fiiiiiire and also Louisoix getting a roundabout last laugh in against the Ascians is A+) or big crystal boi Zodiark (if you want to go the tempering route for example).

Gore: woundfucking – go wild with this. Seriously. You have my blessing.

Semi-Public Sex - I did have Zodiark in mind when I first picked the tag but honestly any primal could work really well for this?

Fucked until unconscious - Lahabrea literally cannot die. The primals think this is fantastic.

Held Down: Nonconsensual – look the primals are huge and powerful and Lahabrea’s just not having the best millennium here.

Religion: Praying While Being Fucked – for aid from Zodiark? For salvation? Because whatever primal’s presence just demands it?

Rape/non-con: in a sacred space – well sacred probably only to the primal but…well! they’ve all got their own domains with special properties and those are super fun.

Noncon: Victim Never Stops Fighting – good for you, Lahabrea! Shame it doesn’t work out.

Xeno – they’re all monstery! That’s really cool!

Malazan – Dancer/Dassem

They’re both super competent at killing people! They both end up being super reluctant about actually killing people! Like, their character arcs parallel each other SO MUCH and I love everything about them, from when they first met outside of Li Heng to running an empire together to faking their deaths and becoming mopey gods who may or may not be actively avoiding each other out of guilt. Perfect. Now let them fuck.

Asking For Forgiveness Through Submission – after everything happening in Darujhistan…well. Cotillion’s got so much guilt, you guys. So much.

Careful Sex Because Partner Is Bruised – they both get hurt a lot in their respective lines of work!!

Colleagues Know Better Than To Have Sex But Can't Help It

Huddling For Warmth Leads To Sex – adventuriiiiing on a mission and suddenly a storm/etc. happens. Oh no. Whatever will they do.

Inappropriately-timed emotional conversations – during battle? During an assassination?? The more inappropriately-time the better, haha

Tender Sex with Lots of Eye Contact & Barely Repressed Feelings

Loyalty Kink: Risking Self For Someone – they fight a lot of people! What if they fought something together?! YESSSSS. Also works super well with the bruising tropes with, like, added guilt on whoever got protected’s part!

sparring leads to sex – punching/stabbing, but nonlethally!! Also sexily.

Urban Animal – N’daigoshii/Corkindale

Sometimes you just hate yourself so much that you turn into two separate entities, and you know what? That’s hot. I’d be super into the two rat bastards just gleefully and/or self-deprecatingly (depending on which one we’re talking about) fucking each other, trying to get one over on the other via sex, or just for… soul-split-chimera reasons, idk. I’m easy. N’daigoshii definitely seems like the type to do whatever seems necessary and has his fun with it (I mean, just look at him and the Ravel), while Corkindale sometimes seems like he’s one moral crisis away from having there be a third rat-chimera splitting off.

Aggressor aroused by victim’s helplessness – is it weird getting off on your other self’s helplessness? Probably. Is it still really hot? YES.

Characters about to kill each other decide to fuck instead – maybe they can’t kill their other half off that easily after all?

Enemies to enemies who fuck – they just hate each other a lot. It’s wonderful.

Fingerfucking: Fucking Partner’s Mouth with Fingers

Fucked Until Unconscious - ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Seeing A Cough Up Blood Makes B Feel Extremely Aroused – idk I just think it’s hot how the chimeras get injured all the time without it sticking properly, and Corkindale seems to get injured a lot, so…

Semi-Public Sex – N’daigoshii’s giant skyscraper sure was a choice he made.

Sex as struggle for dominance – so basically that locked-in-a-room scene from the latest chapter but with less death and more sex, ahaha