Smut4Smut 2022

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Hey there!

Thanks for checking out my letter, I hope you’ll find it useful \o/ You’ll find a bunch of general likes & dnws, as well as my thoughts on my requested ships – feel free to ignore those if you’ve already got your own ideas, of course. I’ll be happy to read whatever you’re happy to write!! :D

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DNWs:

castration, permanent amputation, cannibalism, vore, scat, pregnancy/mpreg, oviposition, rimming, first-person POV

 

General Likes:

worldbuilding, missing-scene type fic, unreliable narrators, banter, us against the world, moral conflicts, loyalty and abuse of said loyalty, moral ambiguity in general, people kicking ass together, dysfunctional/codependent relationships, unlikely allies, competence, horror, cosmic horror – the more grotesque and inhuman the better, action scenes and battles/fights, trust and trust issues, protectiveness, ambiguous or downright unhappy endings

 

General NSFW Likes:

body horror, blood, bruises, gore, fight sex, xeno, size differences/size kink, aggressive/rough sex, abuse of authority/loyalty, power dynamics/power imbalances, possessiveness, terrible people having a great time, breathplay/choking, manhandling, stomach and/or throat bulges, somnophilia, dubcon/noncon in all its varying shades

More gore-specific likes here!

 

FFXIV

Gaius van Baelsar/Lahabrea

bad things happening to Lahabrea, Garlemald edition! He needs to keep Gaius on his good side to finish the Ultima Weapon/put the Heart of Sabik in/cause SUCH DEVASTATION in the name of Zodiark, so!! Clearly that means they should fuck. ALSO on that note, how did they end up working together in the first place?

I have no preferences at all as to what kind of body you put Lahabrea into (ideally tho it’s before he bodysnatches Thancred), just please don’t have the person who the body belongs to be, uh, present for the sex/what’s happening to their body.

Bondage: Magical/Technological Collar to Enforce Compliance – Gaius is just trying to keep his pet Ascian in check! And Lahabrea just really, really needs that Ultima Weapon to work, so ugh, gotta put up with this

Gore: Using Undead Nature to have Nasty Gory Impossible Sex – Lahabrea’s body can die, sure, but it’s not like that’s going to stop either of them, is it? If you’re up for gore I’ve got a list of likes over here

Fucked Until Unconscious – idk I just think it’d be hilarious if Lahabrea got knocked unconscious because his body gave out, and he’s just quietly seething about it when he comes back

Gunplay – Garlemald is just “but can we put guns on it” the country, so…take advantage of that!!

Clothing:  Military Uniforms – listen: Lahabrea in a Garlean uniform. Gaius put it on him. (and Lahabrea super mad about it because now he’s having to wear something from Emet-Selch’s stupid little empire?! HOW DARE)

Dub/noncon: Victim Agreed to Oral to Avoid Penetration but is Penetrated Anyway – the trials and tribulations of being Lahabrea

Noncon: Victim's Hands Tied to the Nearest Object to Keep Them From Running – could Lahabrea just escape? Probably. Does he stay anyway to keep Gaius on his side? Yessss

Noncon Creampie

Semi-Public Sex – who in the legion is really going to say anything if their legatus is fucking someone in vaguely plain sight??

Temporarily fatal immortal sex – Lahabrea can just come back in a new body!! Gaius thinks this is fantastic.

 

Amon/Aulus mal Asina [EW spoilers!]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Listen I just think they’d be super into each other on a this-person-also-commits-scientific-human-atrocities-and-that’s-very-sexy-of-them level, you know? Aulus is putting so much effort into figuring out how the soul works, and Amon had so many ideas about it as well . . . maybe Amon heard that one of Solus’ Garleans was poking around the soul and paid Aulus a visit to see what’s up? :D Also please consider: Aulus, Allagan fanboy of dubious morality, getting to meet and be railed by his idol while they talk sexy, sexy science.

Degrading Praise – have you met Fandaniel? He seems like the type to have the art of degrading praise down pat.

Fucked Until Unconscious – these humans lose consciousness so easily, don’t they?

Turned On By Violence – both of them? both of them. both of them is good

Ghost Watches Someone Fuck Their Corpse Back To Life – if Emet-Selch can snatch people back out of the Lifestream, Mr “Souls-Experimenter” Amon can fuck people back from death

Sex as a Bargaining Chip – Aulus just really, REALLY wants any and all information Amon can give him

Monstrous transformation does not get in the way of a relationship - it makes things better – I feel like Aulus would be super into Amon’s monster form, whether that’s the Hermes version or the one he ends up having in the Aitioscope/Lifestream

Noncon Creampie

Oral: Victim Passes out from forced deepthroating - ...aaaaand it’s not in any way a deterrent to stop

Pain Kink: pressing on bruises during sex

Magically reaching inside of someone in order to fondle their innards – FOR SCIENCE, Aulus tells himself

Watersports: Pissing Inside Bottom Character After Fucking – Aulus probably likes it, who are we kidding here

 

Locked Tomb
John/Augustine

I love these two and the super complicated relationship they’ve had over the last 10k years so much! John letting Alfred sacrifice himself so that Augustine could become a Lyctor, knowing full well that a perfect Lyctorship existed; John apparently having known Augustine before the Resurrection, or at least lying really well about it, while Augustine remembers nothing; the sloooow resentment building until Augustine teams up with Mercy of all people to set into motion dios apate major… it’s very fucked up and very good. Anyway abuse of trust and lots of manipulation is the name of the game here \o/

Also, considering the canon, I am 110% okay with gore/violence/guro if you’re up for it.

Bondage: with use of powers – I’m just saying, whether it’s through necromancy or something else entirely, as per the soup & final scenes John does have the ability to stop people from moving…

Authority Figure Rewards Subordinate with Sex – John’s just looking out for his Lyctors! He’s being a real Good and Kindly Necrolord to fuck Augustine for a job well done, right!?!

Clothing: Clothes Pulled Out Of Way

Cigarette kink – shotgunning smoke, John putting out cigarette’s on Augustine’s skin, knowing full well it hurts but also that he’ll heal through it anyway…

Character Thinks Rescue Has a Price Tag – and sure, maybe John believes it doesn’t, but it’s not like he’s going to object if Augustine is gonna try to pay him back for saving his ass from whatever mess (Mercy, BoE, RB??) he’s gotten himself into, is he?

Dubcon: Aggressor Manipulates Themselves Past Established Boundaries – John/Augustine, The Tag

Fucked Until Unconscious

Getting off on how much partner trusts them – isn’t it great how much Augustine trusts him :)))

Gore: Using Undead Nature to have Nasty Gory Impossible Sex - <3 if you’re up for gore I’ve got a list of likes here

Hurt/Comfort where the Hurt was caused by the comforting party – John/Augustine, The Tag Part 2

Non-Consensual Somnophilia & Waking up with a cock still inside – wouldn’t want to wake up Augustine unnecessarily, would we

Seeing A Cough Up Blood Makes B Feel Extremely Aroused – whether it’s because of an injury some third party gave him, or one John inflicted on Augustine…

 

Malazan
Cotillion/Dassem

My stabby dudes…they’ve got such a complicated relationship over the centuries, from back when they were both just doing their best to help Kellanved establish his empire, to whatever happened at the last Chaining that had Dassem turn against Hood and Dancer and Kellanved to set upon their own path to ascendancy to free them, to Cotillion and Dessembrae…they’re very good and very competent and also both of them so tragically terrible at dealing with the whole feelings- and people-side of things.

Competence Kink:  Rivals Are Incredibly Turned On By Each Other's Talent – Dancer stabs people really well! Dassem swordstabs people really well!! They both think that’s super hot.

Clearly The Fact That We Keep Having Sex Is A Series of Unrelated Bad Decisions – CLEARLY. And then it continues on past them both Ascending, and…still just unrelated bad decisions

Clothing: Clothes Pulled Out Of Way

Fleeting moment of unexpected tenderness in the midst of hate sex – Dassem is so angry still, to the point that Cotillion actively avoids him during the showdown in Darujhistan…they’d have great hate sex is what I’m saying

Huddling For Warmth Leads To Sex

Sex While Covered In The Blood of Their Enemies/Covered In Their Own Blood/Washing Off The Blood of Their Enemies – all veeeeery good options

Bondage: undernegotiated – Cotillion using his ropes on Dassem? Dassem turning his own weapons on him? your choice!!

Injuries: Sex After Serious Injury – neither of their lines of work particularly lend themselves to staying unharmed, pre- or post-Ascension

Pain Kink: pressing on bruises during sex

Submitting to Painful Sex to Please Partner – Cotillion just really wants Dassem to forgive him for the whole Hood thing :C

Wrist Kink: Kissing/Biting Wrists – super nice with the added threat of those wrists being broken :^)

 

SMT IV:Apocalypse
Dagda/Odin

Years later and I’m still hung up on the reveal that they were apparently both the same entity at some point and how Odin is still INCREDIBLY salty about it and that actually ends up being a large part of why he threw in his lot with Krishna and the other Divine Powers in the first place. A+, incredible, loved that whole little mini-plot. (Plus his quotes when you fuse+summon him as your own demon after beating him are fantastic, ahaha) Also they both had really hot VAs, ngl.

Competence Kink:  Rivals Are Incredibly Turned On By Each Other's Talent – they’re both really powerful gods!! Is it weird self-cest if they’re still super into how strong the other one is?

Characters about to kill each other decide to fuck instead – and maybe kill each other afterwards ANYWAY, I’m good with that

Forced to Kneel – idk I just think Odin would look good on his knees

Jealousy leads to possessive sex – Dagda’s so possessive of Nanashi, so what if that extended to his other godly self as well? And Odin’s sure been putting a lot of effort into the Divine Powers :^)

Fucked Until Unconscious

Fleeting moment of unexpected tenderness in the midst of hate sex – they used to be the same entity at some point, no matter how hard they try to deny it

Sex as a Negotiation Tactic – Odin offering? Dagda demanding? it’s all good

Immobilized/Paralyzed – I’m just saying, Odin isn’t immune to any status ailments ingame, and Dagda’s Power Punch inflicts Daze :)

Noncon Creampie

Victim Honored to Have Aggressor's Attention – Odin hates Dagda, but also isn’t it a good sign how much attention he’s paying to Odin now? Means he’s made it as a god, right??

Watersports: Pissing Inside Bottom Character After Fucking - ¯\_(ツ)_/¯